Bad Movies 2: The Revenge of the Vengeance returns.

©Adam Greene 05/27/2005


"See? This is why we can’t have nice things."


"No! Now mom’s going to know I’ve been collecting my sperm again!"


"Oh shit! Nobody told me they’d have guns!"


"Now I’ll finally get the rectal stimulation that you could never give me."


"Let me show you my fourth favorite place to stick my finger."


"Heyyy. This doesn’t smell like candy."


Shirley realized later that there was no way to properly prepare oneself to see Reuben Studdard in a yellow speedo.


"The fools. I’ll show them who has the smallest penis in the world."


"Ozone, doing the robot won’t save us this time."

"Damn you Turbo, I’ve got to do this. If I don’t pop and lock our way out of this jam who will?"


"Well, I guess that's the last time I jerk off in the shower..."