Is that a Jeter in your pocket?

©Adam Greene 06/23/2005


And together, Derek and Gary created an all new definition of a "New York Yankee".


Mexico Coach Ricardo La Volpe angrily refused to participate in the Confederations Cup's traditional crotch photo mosaic.


Before beginning any public speaking DNC Chair Howard Dean always made sure the alien implant at the base of his skull was on and functioning properly.


"You know," Texas Congressman Tom DeLay thought to himself, "I'd prefer not to go to prison, but on the bright side, if I did, I would get to suck loads and loads of cock again."


"If having a three-way with a catfish is wrong," Kwan thought, "then I don't ever want to be right."


After saving his own life from choking earlier that day, Ryu found himself embarrassingly in need of a pen once the conference started.


"Get out of my boxer short drawer, Todd."

For those of you about to rock...

©Adam Greene 06/13/2005


"The fools. Don't they realize I'm from....THE FUTURE?!"


"I wonder how the zookeeper knew I was so cold..."


"So, uh... have you thought about doing any interning?"


"What do you mean Smokey and the Bandit 2 isn't the greatest movie ever made??"


Howard Dean knew that he alone had the funniest imaginary purple giraffe play pal in the entire world.


Every time Chad threw his Frisbee, he hated his dad just a little bit less.


"Next time", Sarah thought, "Maybe I'll try racing without the streamer of toilet paper hanging out of the back of my shorts."


"Dad, I haven't turned one and even I know this is all kinds of fucked up."


"And that is just a short list of the many reasons I, and people like me, enjoy burritos."


As the rest of the media present managed to film a hundred Iranian women protesting their lack of fundemental human rights in their country, San Francisco Chronicle "reporter" Sean Penn captured a flock of what he would later report were "pretty birdies".


As someone who loves celebrity autopsy photos, horse-on-girl pornography and writing Designing Women fan fic, Mr. Gore, I'd like to personally thank you for inventing the internet.



In the interest of science, Carmen Electra volunteered to have detailed photos taken of her vagina this week...